Diary of a gay Kenyan

• Sex, Wimbledon and lesbians

  Posted: July 3, 2009, 7:21 pm by Tamaku

  My pal Rita and I were talking about Serena (is she the Manly One?)
  and Venus (is she the Godly One?) and I started wondering which one
  scores highest in the lesbian fantasy neon-pink hot stakes. Blame
  nature because straight men think about SEX every 3 minutes and last
  just as long; gay men every time they listen to Evita, have a hot
  chocolate or see a magazine ad for davidoff coolwater and lesbians
  every time they are in the kitchen chopping up vegetables. FACTS.

  Anyway, I know many men at my gym would give their right arm for
  physiques such as the Williams sisters have. Rita tells me that she
  like millions of other lesbians around the globe can't decide who
  she'll support in the final tomorrow at Wimbledon - she'd also have
  both sisters in bed with her for a different kind of game, no balls
  thank you. Kinky.

  
  Sent from my iPhone

• Forbidden fruits

  Posted: July 3, 2009, 12:43 pm by Tamaku

  My friend Rita whom I hadn't seen in ages passed by the office
  yesterday for a chat. She's a lesbian stunning beauty with a warped
  sense of humour. As we chatted enjoying some fruit she came across
  these two strawberries she tried to convince me resemble body parts. I
  don't get it, do you? She even modelled the picture even though her
  nail-polish was flaking!

• Can you learn to love...

  Posted: July 3, 2009, 3:01 am by Tamaku

  Question just for you. The way somebody loves you...
  
  
  
  Great weekend all!

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