Learning Kenyanese

  • Season 2

    Posted: June 4, 2008, 2:14 am by willpress
    It has been a while, hasnt it? Unfortunately, most of the Directors of this course, Kenyanese, were either internally displaced or seriously disturbed by the Post Election Violence fiasco. . .a huge amount of funding has gone into maintainance of our Directors in shady, backstreet rehab centres where they ask you obviously baseless question ("How do you feel about feeling the way you are feeling?") and they'd waste no opportunity to take advantage of you. . .

    All is not lost. In fact, a whole lot more is being found. We are back in business, people. Apologies, the premiere season did not achieve the standard 22-episode target, but am sure the rest of the country was glued to the electoral soap opera that boiled over.

    Objectives for this season? None whatsoever. . .jus a bit of touch and go, lets enjoy Kenya at 45 hoping we manage to get to the party joints . . . Well, like everybody else, we will piss and moan about FUEL because Kibaki apparently is playin with the possibility of selling off our crude depos to the Chinese, or is it the Japanese? We will still rant and rave about receiving a measly 21% of the Safaricom shares we applied for. .no, not even free night calls will deter us. Yes, we will shout from the roof tops so that our boys who raped, looted and plundered to be given amnesty so that they can return home for a heroes' welcome. Mob justice, anyone?

    Lovely!
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