Lost White Kenyan Chick

• What Zim looks like from here ...

  Posted: June 23, 2008, 1:13 am by MZUNGU CHICK

  How I see it is that it is absolutely no surprise that Morgan Tsvangirai has pulled out of the Zimbabwe run off election that is scheduled for the end of the week, because surely with Mugabe openly saying he'll never let him win, torturing any opposition supporters he can get his hands on and meanwhile locking up the MDC leader at every given opportunity he can, the fellow is bollixed if he participates in the run off and .. well, frankly, bollixed if he doesn't, so what to do?
  
  I understand he is currently holed up in the Dutch Embassy, and meanwhile All Africa news reports that the Justice Minister in Zim's response is as follows;
  
  
  The Justice Minister described Tsvangirai's decision as a nullity saying: "This is the 11th time that Tsvangirai has threatened to withdraw from the presidential run off and on each occasion I have challenged him to put it in writing as required by law."
  
  He told The Herald newspaper that "Zanu PF is not treating the threats seriously."
  
  "It is a nullity. We are proceeding with our campaign to romp to victory on Friday," Chinamasa said.
  
  
  It sounds a bit like a scrap behind the bike sheds to me!
  
  Gado, the Kenyan cartoonist, summed it up perfectly months ago with this cartoon:
  
  
  Robert Mugabe couldn't honestly give a flying fart what anyone thinks. For some obscure reason, the world seems to be leaning on Thabo Mbeki to get the fellow to see some sense, but let's get real here people, Mbeki is not the man for this job. He'll never rock the boat with the neighbours no matter how much pressure he's put under - rumour has it our end that the two are somehow related for goodness sake.
  
  So really it's "Na, Na, Na, Na, Na" for the whole lot of them. Mugabe will win and will stop at absolutely nothing to do so.

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