Open Mic

• Rage ft. Coldplay,Erykah Badu & The Flobots

  Posted: November 3, 2008, 11:50 am by willpress

  
  
  So the rose thorns got in the way of the sausage wrapper
  Out oozed blood, red as the petals' colour
  Thus an unexcpected baby shower
  For an excpecting baby mama
  Wain't she the one with The Pimp Named Slick?
  F.ck no, bastard boy saw she big and ran ril quick
  Greedy Child in her get so plump inna de womb
  Little does Child know Child gon show her the way to her tomb
  Curious Child wants to see world in a better view
  So Child done start kickin belly before he's due
  Pain too much so they took her to the hospital
  Doctor say baby too big to come out thru the cervical
  "Give unto Caesar what belongs to Caesar"
  says the folks up on the Hill
  "So if you want caesarian show the Doctor dollar bills"
  Paper too thick for she to cop in a day
  Now Doc say they gon try get Child out the natural way
  Big Child head in the cervical get stuck
  Doc say he gon make some cuts, nip then tuck
  All the blood she let loose she had to die
  Strong Child done survive, Happy Child dont even cry
  Impatient Child that knew too much for child age
  Dear Mother done die but Happy Child smile dont change
  Cursed Killer Child we shall now call. . .Rage
  
  
  * * *
  
  
  To hell with negative publicity, Rage is doing just fine
  Kid so smart, if you squint a lil' his brain done shine
  Rage can ride Rage bike with no handlebars
  no handlebars, no handlebars
  Rage can split the atoms of a molecule
  of a molecule, of a molecule
  Rage can see me face on the telephone
  on the telephone on the telephone
  Forget friends, Rage dont need friends
  Rage dont need people to play with in the soccer fields
  Rage aint into Peeping Tom or pickin sea shells
  Every night Rage out with the telescope looking at Mars
  Once Rage get a call from NASA, some sh't bout stars
  Smart Rage gon be very rich someday
  But way Rage talk dont seem Rage think that way
  Rage keep saying that aint Rage fate
  Sat thru the whole time Rage spoke debates
  Quotes the Q'uran and the Vedic verses and the Bible
  Asks why the rich went back to the poor to be humbled
  "Where to did Prophet Mohammed flee from danger?
  Why did the Messiah Jesus get birth in a manger?"
  Rage would ask in a tone as if to wonder
  But in Rage eyes you could see Rage knew the answer
  
  * * *
  
  
  Rage a big boy now, voice bolder now, body stronger now
  Aint on the Forbes list but Rage sho on the front line
  Leads the marches to the Hill and makes the headlines
  Folks on the Hill aint too glad with this Rage kid
  Under the railroad, we passing copies of his new vid
  "They now rule the world
  Seas rise when they give the word
  In the morning they gon sleep alone
  Sweep the streets they used to own"
  Hill folks say" Rage done spark confusion
  What be this nonsense bout constitutions and Trade Unions?
  Same blood under different skin, no to racism?
  Cast the first stone ye with no sin?
  Country in shambles cause Hill folk be Robbing the Hood?
  This Rage done become too clever for Rage own good!"
  So Rage on the line for the firing squad
  As a teaching to the rest who wan' get thus bored
  But Rage voice still strong
  "We gon keep marching on
  Until you hear dat freedom song
  And if you think bout turning back
  I got the shotgun on ya back"
  
  BLLLAAAHHH!!
  
  END

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