Wilde Yearnings

  • Wilde B Pimpin'

    Posted: July 2, 2009, 4:18 pm by Wildeyearnings

    You know those days at work when you just don't feel like working but have to look like you're working?.. sounds familiar anyone.

    For those days, I present one of the most interesting sites. FML ( Fuck My Life). Check it out. It's hilarious.

    Warning: Will make you laugh out loud (for realz), so if you have a boring job- it might look suspicious if you're constantly guffawing.

    Some of my favorites:

    Today I logged into my facebook account and saw that one of my friend's was listed as being 'in a relationship'. I was happy for her so I clicked the 'Like' button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

    Today my girlfriend and I were about to have sex when she asked me to " do that thing which we did yesterday'. We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML

    Today I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

    Today I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted her boyfriend was there but he didn't relent. So I went over to help her by putting my arm around her. The drunk guy walked off but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

    Today my mom asked me to stop using her lotion for masturbation. I asked her how she knew. She replied with "Ever since we put the camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn'. FML



    If you think your life is bad, a few minutes on this website should cheer you up. :)

    Lovely weekend folks.
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