Items by bryjoe

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• she’s back

  Posted: August 18, 2008, 12:39 pm by bryjoe

  “when life deals you lemons ,get a grip and make some lemonade!”someone famous-said that..i think. so if you’ve been wondering what i have been doing ,i was trying to make lemonade but all i keep getting is some sour mixture that you’d have to be high on something before you drink it. the last six months [...]

• tagged i was….

  Posted: March 20, 2008, 12:03 pm by bryjoe

  while i was away people got busyt asking me things: Iwont post the rules since we all know them by heart here goes:  1. Ihad penile envy for the longest time. 2. Ihave issues with my legs:am flat footed so everyone can tell when am going or coming    since i make a patter patter sound,my tumagoroes [...]

• it’s my birthday!

  Posted: February 22, 2008, 7:56 pm by bryjoe

  it my birthday in exactly 6 hrs y’all! yeah its my birthday! am so so excited!!!!!! can you feel the enthusiam? before anyone starts spreading any rumours let me just state that am still in my mid twenties am currently on vacation and am seeing people are tagging me.so i’ll get back to y’all in a [...]

• random manenos…

  Posted: February 6, 2008, 4:56 pm by bryjoe

  February(still cant pronounce right after all this years) is here, it my favorite month of the year that cos I make resolutions on by birthday, it’s the only month I eat chocolate like there is no tomorrow plus this is the only valentine my whole life that I have a date  Back [...]

• my blinddate (mis)adventures.

  Posted: January 22, 2008, 11:07 am by bryjoe

  They say being able to laugh at your self is a good thing recently. I have had a lot of free time and reflected on plenty of stupid things I have done in the past and believe me they are many but maybe going for six blind dates was prolly was the stupidest, and it [...]

• so sick

  Posted: January 7, 2008, 4:49 pm by bryjoe

  I’d wish y’all a happy new year except it isn’t, its really f*** new year thanks to our very selfish politicians aka leaders .all politicians are egotistical, self-centered, self-seeking, self-interested, self-absorbed, selfish, narcissistic, conceited individuals including Hon Kibaki and Hon Raila.are we important only when we are voting for you? How come you are taking [...]

• strippers and a question.

  Posted: December 18, 2007, 10:14 am by bryjoe

  I have been working on my nevers and finally decided to go to a strip joint last Friday, the volunteers to guide me to this virgin territory were more than eager and kept calling all afternoon to remind me about the rendezvous .I didn’t know what to wear because how could one compete with near [...]

• chrismas party

  Posted: December 10, 2007, 2:17 pm by bryjoe

  So, Christmas is here …yay! Personally I don’t get all Christmassy and stuff all I enjoy is the many holidays I’ll have this means I’ll finally be able to finish the 4 novels am reading at a go and maybe watch a few more old movies. After my run-in with the ex-that-wouldn’t-let-go I needed to unwind [...]

• please let go

  Posted: December 4, 2007, 4:07 pm by bryjoe

  What part of no-I cant-love-you don’t you understand.? Let me try and break it down for you . Yes, I used to love you and there was nothing that I wouldn’t have done for you but you betrayed me and disappeared from my life when I needed you most and your excuse? you seriously didnt think that [...]

• GOLD DIGGER

  Posted: November 23, 2007, 8:32 pm by bryjoe

  I  have three brothers: two natural one adopted in the sense that his ol man and mine are brothers . He(third brother) came to live with us when he was 11 years ol.d how that happened is that his mum found greener pastures in the form of a richer, uglier man than my uncle and [...]

• Having a long week…

  Posted: November 12, 2007, 4:22 pm by bryjoe

  so the holiday is over Am back to whatever I do.and from the look of things This going to be a very a loong bad/dreadful week. while i was away seems some people were patriotic , idle or how else would you explain the 253 forwards in one of my email address?53 [...]

• Dissapearing act

  Posted: October 31, 2007, 8:37 pm by bryjoe

  if i knew this was going to be such a hot week i’d never had taken my holiday.so far i have managed to go to like three towns in this heat.i have a had a of of fun seeing some godforsaken places ,met a few interesting people..done some madhambis i would never tell [...]

• Nimefika?

  Posted: October 25, 2007, 10:16 am by bryjoe

  welcome! my new hood….hope you’ve come with your own poison .. feel free to walk around ,keep your hands where i can see them….. ps.am trying this place out for a while if i like i stay,if i get lost……..

• Unwanted textual advances

  Posted: October 25, 2007, 9:45 am by bryjoe

  Baba Cedric was my neighbor upto until a year ago. He didn’t move on his own accord though, one day his missus and him decided, “to reduce each others matharau” and fought outside while the whole block watched. Talk about washing your dirty linen in public! Some folks had to cover their tois eyes coz [...]

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