make mine a double espresso...
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copy-paste heavy! FUNNY but TRUE stuff.
Posted: October 29, 2009, 8:16 pm by kahawaMoto
-more often than not, when someone is telling a story, all i can think about is that i can't wait for them to finish so that i can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me
-nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument where you realise that you are wrong.
-have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you were supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy for randomly switching directions on the sidewalk
-i totally take back all those times i didn't want to nap when i was younger.
-do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it woudln't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem? Every kid did that. But how did we know how to fix the problem? there was no internet message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft!
-there is A GREAT NEED for a sarcasm font.
-sometimes i'll watch a movie that i watched when i was younger and suddenly realize i had no idea what the hell was going on when i first saw it
-i would rather carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take two trips to bring my groceries in
-LOL has gone from meaning "laugh out loud" to "i have nothing else to say"
-i have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger
-how many times is it appropriate to say "what?" before you just nod and smile because you didn't hear a word they said?
-while driving yesterday, i saw a banana peel on the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it... Thanks Mario Kart!
-bad decisions make good stories
-whenever i'm facebook stalking someone and i find that their profile is public, i feel like a little kid on christmas morning. 546 pictures? Don't mind if i do!
-you never know when it'll strike but there is a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day
-i think the freezer deserves a light as well
-as a driver, i hate pedestrians, and a pedestrian, i hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, i always hate cyclists!
-"do not machine wash or tumble dry" means i will never wash this ever!
-i hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching t.v. There's so much pressure! 'i love this show but will they judge me if i keep it on?' 'i bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this' 'it's only a matter of time before they get up and leave the room..., will we still be friends after this???'
-i find it hard to believe that there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water. -
blog, n. short for weblog
Posted: October 26, 2009, 9:33 pm by kahawaMoto
Source: www.urbandictionary.com
Blog
Short for weblog.
A meandering blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid pathetic life. Consists of such riveting entries such as "homework sucks" and "i slept until noon today".
Blog
A place where people bitch about their daily activities which nobody is interested in. Topics like why they argue with their boyfriend and how they end up together at last, daily anorexic activities like drinking blended organic fruits and vegetable for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Talking about cutting themselves with a razor blade and how good it felt, bitch about their shopping activities and what they got. Just another way to seek attention from people.
Blog
A recent and disturbing trend on the internet. A blog lets people easily post comments on to a webpage. While blogs have many purposes, some of which can be useful, most people seem to use blogs as a way of having an online diary. These people have such massive egos and are so narcissistic that they believe that other people would be interested in reading their pointless ramblings. Even more disturbing is the fact that many people have such boring lives that they have nothing better to do than to read these stupid online diaries. They just feed the egos of the "bloggers" and encourage them to continueposting nonsense. Hopefully "blogging" will turn out to be just a fad that passes quickly.
Tim: hey, i just set up a blog on my website
Joe: what have you written in it?
Tim: oh, just some random drivel
Joe: sounds like the typical blog
Tim: yeah, but plenty of people will read it and make me feel special
Joe: that's sad
Tim: i know
Wow... That kinda put me in my place.
I know urbandictionary.com is popular for it's cyniciam when it comes to definitions, but ouch!
I'm not trying to hate on the people who have their own blogs, or even those who read and comment on mine.
The oversharing about the hangovers and hopeless dillusions about my ex has been fun, but hopefully, i'll be able to switch it up. Write more that just diary material. I've always been into the feature writing thing. It would explain the stacks of magazines in my room and bathroom. (and nah, i don't keep them for the pictures!)
Maybe about music, psychology, put links on how Jay Z and Beyonce are taking over the world with help from the devil... Stuff like that.
Ya'll have been good people.
Mucho love! -
boobs and booze!
Posted: October 20, 2009, 7:18 pm by kahawaMoto
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TWO WORDS
Posted: October 16, 2009, 2:27 pm by kahawaMoto
i love this song. just checked out the lyrics.
MOS DEF IS AMAZING.
yes, i'm into conscious hip hop/ rap...
"Two Words"
(feat. Mos Def, Freeway, The Harlem Boys Choir)
[Kanye West]
We in the streets playa, getcha mail
It's only two places you'll end up - either dead or in jail
Still nowhere to go...still nowhere to go
Now throw ya hands up bustless, bustas, boostas, hoes
Everybody, fuck that
Still nowhere to go...sill nowhere to go..
[Mos Def]
Two words, United States, no love, no brakes
Low brow, high stakes, crack smoke, black folks
Big Macs, fat folks, ecstasy capsules
Presidential scandals, everybody MOVE
Two words, Mos Def, K West, hot shit
Calm down, get back, ghetto people, got this
Game ball, lock shit, dump off, cock shit
We won't stop shit, everybody MOVE
Two words, BK , NY, bedstuy
Two hawks, too hungry, too many, that's why
These streets know game, can't ball, don't play
Every traffic, one lane, everybody MOVE
Two words, Mos Def, black check, hot shit
Calm down, get back, ghetto people, got this
Game point lock, long pump cocked
We won't stop, everybody MOVE
[Chorus: Kanye West (Harlem Boys Choir)]
[1] - Now throw ya hands up bustless, bustas (Throw your hands up high)
Boostas, hoes, everybody, fuck that (ohhhhhh)
Still nowhere to go...still nowhere to go... (ohhhhhh)
[2] - and keep ya hands up bustless, bustas (Till they reach the sky)
Boostas, hoes, everybody, fuck that (ohhhhhh)
Still nowhere to go...still nowhere to go... (ohhhhhh)
[Kanye West (Harlem Boys Choir)]
Aiyyo, two words, Chi town, South side, world wide
Cuz I, rep that, till I, fuckin die
One neck, two chains, one waist, two gats
One wall, twenty plaques, dudes say, "Gimme that"
I am limelight, Blueprint, 5 Mics
Go getters rhyme like, shoulda been signed twice
Most imitated, Grammy nominated
Hotel accommodated, cheerleader, prom dated
Barbershop, playa hated, mom and pop, bootlegged it
Felt like it rained till the roof caved in
Two words, Chi town, raised me, crazy
So I live by two words, "Fuck you, pay me"
Screamin, Jesus save me
You know how the game be
I can't let em change me
Cuz on Judgment Day, you gon blame me
Look God, it's the same me
I (Throw) basically know now (Your) we could (Up) racially profile (High)
Cuffed up and hosed down, pimped up and hoe down (ohhhhhh)
Plus I got a whole city to hold down (ohhhhhh)
From the bottom to the top
The only place to go down
[Chorus 2nd verse]
[Freeway]
Two words, Freeway, two letters, A-R
Turn y'all rap niggaz into two words, fast runners
Like Jackie Jurner, you better sleep with your burner
The heat skeet, blow a reef through ya car
My God, two words, no guns, break arms
Break necks, break backs, Steven Segul
Free...young bars, fresh men of the Roc
Left the beef in the pot Jay sent for his dogs
and broads, forget ya squad, let em find for yourself
Have you screamin out four words "Send for the Lord"
Two words, Freeway's slightly retarded
Fuck around, throw a clip in ya artist, leave with his broad..
[Harlem Boys Choir (Mos Def)]
Throw... (red) Your... (white)
Hands... (blue) Up... (black)
Throw... (calm) Your... (down)
Hands... (move) Up... (back)
Throw... (motherfuckers) Your... (askin)
Hands... (who is) Up... (that)
Throw... (you know) Your... (it's the)
Hands... (almighty) Up... (Mighty Johnny Jack)
Throw... (Mos) Your... (Def)
Hands... (K) Up... (West)
Throw... (there go) Your... (people)
Hands... (get this) Up... (shit off ya chest)
Throw... (north) Your... (to the south)
Hands... (to the east) Up... (to the west)
Throw... (we got) Your... (that concert)
Hands... (it was no) Up... (contest)
HIGH! (an show it to em like) -
21 and a Day!
Posted: October 15, 2009, 6:21 pm by kahawaMoto
21 points!!!
1. i woke up drunk on my birthday.
2. found a sexy dress to wear at the dinner.
3. i have awesome cleavage
4. my mom is even awesomerrr!
5. he did not tell me he loves me on my birthday
6. I HAD 21 SHOTS ON MY BIRTHDAY!!! SEVEN OF THEM WERE TEQUILAS.
7. a gay friend of mine got me a dildo for my birthday
8. my mom got me lingerie for my birthday
9. they played really good music at the club yesterday.
10. i went to the beach on my birthday.
11. there was sand everywhere! (duh)
12. i still have a grain of sand in my eye from yesterday!
13. i still have to go out tonight (the day after my birthday) for cocktails and cake!
14. that dildo is huge...
15. i have a hangover from hell
16. my mom is sitting next to me.
17. i am using a computer in the comp. lab on campus.
18. there is sand in between the keys on the keyboard
19. i can't think of anything else to write
20. i just got an email saying they would publish my work in the campus magazine!!!!!
21. so many of you didn't wish me a happy birthday yesterday!!! so not cool man!!!!!!! -
Friday, October 14th, 1988.
Posted: October 14, 2009, 2:51 pm by kahawaMoto
I found myself in bed. I have no idea how i got home. After a series of cocktails and shooters... Me and mama Kahawa Moto just went to the cafe at around ten pm for some cake. (most cafes in SA have liqour)
I DRUNK SOOOOOO MUCH!!!
I'M STILL DRUNK!!!
Later on we're going shopping for my dinner outfit for tonight, and my cocktail outfit for tomorrow.
My mom bought me lingerie, and a new external hard-drive (my last one got stolen) and perfume, and ear rings, and i'm getting a piercing today, and she came all the way from Kenya to so this with me!!!
In conclusion, my mom is the coolest!!!
I'm hoping everyone who reads this blog, wishes me a Happy Birthday.
Peace and Love! -
Fuck me!!!
Posted: October 14, 2009, 7:46 am by kahawaMoto
My mom came down for my birthrday.
I dreamt of him last night so i'm at my sub cubscience! I'm angry coz i'll probably love him forever!.
I hate how it's my 21st birthday, (over three years after we broke up... And all i can think about is him!!!) -
T minus 2 days!
Posted: October 12, 2009, 1:31 pm by kahawaMoto
Your's trully turns 21 on Wednesday. Mother dearest is flying down today for my birthday!
THE EXCITEMENT!!!
I'll put up pics once the week is over.
Also, it's officially three years since me and him broke up. Three years!!!
i'll try not to mention him for the whole week! this is MY weeK!!!
Yeah :)
Have a good one people!!! -
Aaaaargh!!!
Posted: October 5, 2009, 10:49 pm by kahawaMoto
I need an outlet. Going to the beach, the alcohol binging, cigarette (among other things) smoking, yellow paging and constant facebooking won't cut it anymore.
I don't know what to do with my hormones.
I recently became a silent partner of the C.F.U, (chips funga union) meaning, no more random, conquests of the sexual nature. -i've always wanted to use that phrase in a sentence!!! So yeah, no random sex means no sex at all given my relationship status. I wish i could put all my hormones in a box somewhere then go get it when someone meaningful shows up.
And it's not like trying not to think about it makes it any better, coz by trying not to think about it, you still think about it.
And no, i'm not into sex toys.
Maybe it's time i look into getting a fuck buddy.... Maybe.
Shit.
Lemmi go get a cigarette. -
I had a 'fat' night.
Posted: October 2, 2009, 5:14 am by kahawaMoto
I went out today. For the cocktail special. I didn't have a good time. I had a i feel fat/ sober/ everyone's more goodlooking than me/ bad hair day :(
sigh...
Forget about the ex. Although none of you commented. Thanks. (that was sarcasm).
I thougt the distance was an issue so i asked him if i was studying at home, whether he would leave his girlfriend for me. He obviously said no. So i dropped the topic.
I wish i looked like i did when i was seventeen. That was my lowest adult weight... And most (attempted) pick ups at a bar.
Sigh.
goodnight people.
Blah blah blah
Fish cakes
Alas a fish cake.
Yet more fish cakes
Guess what ... yeah ... fish cakes.
The end of the fish cakes
